Good sweet fuck, if I didn’t find clowns scary enough to begin with, now I’ve been exposed to Glurpo, the “Famous Aquatic Clown.” Forget Jaws, the last thing I want to see breaching the surface of the water is a red nose or some giant clown shoes. Eek! This is what I imagine scuba diving with John Wayne Gacy would have been like.
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“And by ‘thrilling’ we clearly mean SCARY AS FUCK.”
DO NOT WANT
Right!
Sweet Jesus.
Don’t even ask about Ralph, the swimming pig, or Rufus, the sadistic swan!
Glurpo’s girlfriends were cute, though:
@iwasglurpo: I do NOT even want to know about the pig or the swan. EEK! I’ll second your opinion of the swimming ladies, though.
Now ya’ll should be ashamed! That ain’t a man-eating monster….that’s my DAD! He was glurpo all through the ’50’s!!
Terry:
Just having a bit of fun. Clown phobia and all. That said I think anyone who held a job like Glurpo is awesome, if just for its sheer unconventionality.