Category Archives: WTF

Camelflage! For a Sleeker, Smoother, Uh…

Ladies, I would not presume to speak at you about your undergarment needs.  (I do not even like to utter the word panty.)  But there is a website and a product out there that needs mentioning, and it is selling … Continue reading

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The Welsh Get Their Own Summer Sea Monster

It would not be a summer if there were not gruesome dead monsters washing up on the shore.  This time it is a horrible tentacly mass, in Wales.  A zoology expert quoted in the Daily Mail helpfully likens it to … Continue reading

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From the Dept. of Awful Ideas

This is why we can’t have essential things:  “Water is the lifeblood of all living things, without it there would be no life on Earth.  Water is the matrix of life, binding us to all living things and the Earth.  … Continue reading

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As If Trying For An Attractive Driver’s License Photo Wasn’t Hard Enough…

From the office of Total Information Awareness: Four states are ordering people to wipe the grins off their faces in their license photos.  “Neutral facial expressions” are required at departments of motor vehicles (DMVs) in Arkansas, Indiana, Nevada and Virginia.  … Continue reading

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Holiday Road: North Carolina Woman Dumps Aunt at Homeless Shelter On Way to Disney

Beverly Edwards, you just dumped your elderly aunt, who was in your care,  at a homeless shelter. What are you going to do now?  You are going to Disney World.  You crazy bitch you! Edwards, whose scheme sounds like it … Continue reading

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The Interrobang: The Punctuation Mark You Never Knew You Wanted Until Now

In the early ’60s a frustrated ad exec,  for whom the usual combination of the question mark and exclamation point  (?!)  had lost the ability to convey the appropriate WTF-ness of a thought, came to create  the interrobang — a … Continue reading

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Not-So-Final Resting Places

Here is a sign of the (end) times:  A Cemetery in foreclosure!  Apparently even that industry is not recession-proof.  So then:  what to do with the land?  The Times asks an expert:  “Given the current economic climate, people probably aren’t … Continue reading

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Dear Everybody,

Can we  put a moratorium on all thing Bro (Bromance, Indiebros, broviate, bromosexual and so on)?  Please and thanks. It is becoming the Xtreme of the ’00s.  N.B.:  this.

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All Your Jellicles Are Belong to Us

Musical maven Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is getting into the video game business, Playbill reports.  The Really Useful Group,  Webber’s entertainment conglomerate, wants to “take its portfolio of world-famous brands into the interactive entertainment sphere.”  Those world famous brands, you … Continue reading

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Burger King Debuts Meat-Scented Body Spray

What’s that smell? You like it?  It’s my new signature scent:  FLAME™. Whatthefuck is FLAME™? It’s “the scent of seduction with just a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Ew.  And also true!  Burger King is now selling this limited edition men’s … Continue reading

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Better To Be Pissed Off Than…

As the saying goes, pissed on.  This gentleman, Torey L. Devaux, is clearly unschooled in the art of wooing, and also has some problems in the rejection department.   “Devaux was drunk when he argued with a woman he lived … Continue reading

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They Get Letters! From Prison!

Who knew club kid-cum-killer Michael Alig was a crossword aficionado?  Apparently so!  He penned a letter to Time Out New York, lamenting the loss of the magazine’s puzzle.  “It’s the smartest crossword puzzle I’ve ever seen!” the magazine quotes from … Continue reading

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