Good sweet fuck, if I didn’t find clowns scary enough to begin with, now I’ve been exposed to Glurpo, the “Famous Aquatic Clown.” Forget Jaws, the last thing I want to see breaching the surface of the water is a red nose or some giant clown shoes. Eek!  This is what I imagine scuba diving with John Wayne Gacy would have been like.



Glurpo 2 [via Quiddity]

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8 Responses to Glurpo-no!

  1. Susan says:

    “And by ‘thrilling’ we clearly mean SCARY AS FUCK.”

  2. ephemerist says:


  3. jellykean says:

    Sweet Jesus.

  4. iwasglurpo says:

    Don’t even ask about Ralph, the swimming pig, or Rufus, the sadistic swan!

    Glurpo’s girlfriends were cute, though:

  5. ephemerist says:

    @iwasglurpo: I do NOT even want to know about the pig or the swan. EEK! I’ll second your opinion of the swimming ladies, though.

  6. Terry says:

    Now ya’ll should be ashamed! That ain’t a man-eating monster….that’s my DAD! He was glurpo all through the ’50’s!!

    • ephemerist says:

      Just having a bit of fun. Clown phobia and all. That said I think anyone who held a job like Glurpo is awesome, if just for its sheer unconventionality.

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