Tag Archives: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s Lady Junk Akin to a Luxury Good

In some sort of revisionist PR jujitsu, Paris Hilton is claiming she has only had sex with “a couple of people.” She cold fed that line to Glamour magazine, which didn’t even bother to dispute it.  “‘I think it’s important … Continue reading

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Parismonkey Gets No Reprieve From Jail

If you need context, here. Sigh. [LOLmonkey created at LolCat Builder]

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Reason # 1,223 I Love Patty Hearst

Heiress, brainwashed guerilla, muse to John Waters, and now prisoner’s rights advocate. In a letter to TMZ, la Hearst addresses the pending incarceration of Paris Hilton: I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century … Continue reading

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