Category Archives: Poo

Words To Live By: Lin Yutang

“If one’s bowels move one is happy, and if they don’t move, one is unhappy.” (h/t The Idler) Advertisements

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The Pooparazzi

There’s an old story that floats around the theater community concerning legendary performer Carol Channing and her bathroom habits, one which ends in the punchline “Corn?! I don’t remember eating corn.” But given a rising trend in celebrity-stalking, the tale … Continue reading

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Pooping 2.0

Thankfully some of my friends are unrepentant stoners who stay up watching TV at all hours or else they never would have seen, and informed me of, the CleanButt BidetSpa. How did I not know of this spectacular contraption? The … Continue reading

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Linkage: Poo Talk

Over at Dethroner, the current theme is poo. Heh. Don’t get me started. Editor Joel shares his “favorite shit euphemism”: “I just whipped up a mess of gut chutney.” Me, one of my stock favorite poo-phemism is “business,” as in, … Continue reading

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