Burger King Debuts Meat-Scented Body Spray

flame-2What’s that smell?

You like it?  It’s my new signature scent:  FLAME™.

Whatthefuck is FLAME™?

It’s “the scent of seduction with just a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

Ew.  And also true!  Burger King is now selling this limited edition men’s body spray online and at select Ricky’s stores, because, uh, there is nothing more sensual than smelling like a pimply teen who works for minimum wage over the burger grill?  Stay in your lane, Burger King!  I don’t go to Sephora for a milkshake and basket of fries, and I don’t expect my fast food joints to start hawking fragrances. It’s too very downmarket Demeter. Will next we see AMC’s Movie Butter Body Spray, or McDonald’s Fryolator scent? Or, dios mio, a Taco Bell Chalupa scent?

Joe.My.God. [via Gothamist]

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