One might not expect to have a crisis of confidence whilst on a relaxing beach vacation. Though if one is an inveterate bacon lover and confronted with bacon ice cream, one might have their faith that bacon tastes good with everything irrevocably shattered. To be plain: it is AWFUL. It tastes as if you folded some Bacos into vanilla ice cream and then added a generous dollop of Liquid Smoke. In other words, like ass. And while I only sampled a spoonful, thus sparing my digestive tract the noxious concoction, my soul, I fear, is irrevocably shattered.
(On the updside: Mayan Chocolate Cinnamon ice cream is delish.)