A Swift Kick to the Nuts Might Do

On the matter of the current crop of “It” Lit boys and why they can only churn out flaccid prose comes an alternate solution, this from Powell’s blog:

We could also up the ante a bit. Today, for instance, a young writer fears only a savage Michiko Kakutani takedown and perhaps a book reading with an audience of fewer than ten.

But what if every negative review came with an electric shock to the author?

And what if author readings had tiger pits from which ferocious, carnivorous felines would be unleashed if the audience grew disinterested in the book at hand?

I suspect we’d find a much higher caliber of storytelling — and far fewer books from tragic young novelists about tragic young novelists. Don’t you?

Some electrodes hooked up to the testicles, set to administer a few jolts if the old Bookscan numbers aren’t up, that’ll learn ’em to nut up before they put pen to paper — or well-manicured finger to MacBook. (Huh, actually, there’s some merit, maybe.)

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Literature and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s