Gills or Tits

creature_from_black_lagoon_3.jpgSo, yeah, there was that news story that an assload of drugs, from sex hormones to antibiotics, appeared in “24 of the 62 major metropolitan water systems” according to the AP. (Of course NYC was not part of the test, so.)

Whatever, at some point from drinking water I’m going to get either tits or gills, if EVERY OTHER HORRIBLE THING happening in the world and in our own country doesn’t kill me first. So, I’m almost at peace with the whole thing. Which is sort of counter to my usual hypochondriac panic. Progress?

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3 Responses to Gills or Tits

  1. julia says:

    yes. progress.

  2. ephemerist says:

    Er, thanks Julia. I think.

  3. No, no. This is like the episode of The SImpsons where Mr. Burns goes to the Mayo Clinic and they inform him he has every disease, ever. Which you’d think is bad news, but then the doctor explains that when all the germs try to get into the door to his body at once, they all get jammed. It’s called 3 Stooges Syndrome. So you’re good. But keep smoking to be on the safe side.

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