Crazy Cat Lady to Torment You to the Grave (Then Spit On It)

crazy-cat-lady.jpgCongratulations crazy cat ladies! (And crazy cat gays!) You may outlive us all, says science. “And new research suggests the benefits of cat ownership may even go beyond pain relief. According to the study, presented Thursday at the American Stroke Association meeting in New Orleans, cat owners may actually be less likely to die from heart attack, stroke or other types of cardiovascular disease.”

But you’ll still be, you know, alone! Well, save for your feline companion, of course. Cold comfort?

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One Response to Crazy Cat Lady to Torment You to the Grave (Then Spit On It)

  1. HAH! My maniacal retirement plan now has a backing in SCIENCE!

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