Congratulations crazy cat ladies! (And crazy cat gays!) You may outlive us all, says science. “And new research suggests the benefits of cat ownership may even go beyond pain relief. According to the study, presented Thursday at the American Stroke Association meeting in New Orleans, cat owners may actually be less likely to die from heart attack, stroke or other types of cardiovascular disease.”
But you’ll still be, you know, alone! Well, save for your feline companion, of course. Cold comfort?