Music Makes the People Come Together

musicalcondomimg_assist_customgif.pngCertainly some would categorize music as an aphrodisiac, a mood enhancer when one wants to get down to the business of making sweet love. Or ya know, to drown out the fucking so you don’t annoy your roommates. But who wants their peen to actually, you know, be the source of said music? Well, according to Inventor Spot:

United States patent 5163447 is for a Force-Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom! That’s right, it’s a musical condom! This baby looks and acts like a traditional condom and yet, manages to go a step further by incorporating “a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (#18 on accompanying photo) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated” by forceful movements. Just think of all the fun you’ll have – besides the sex of course.

A “voiced message”? Pre-recorded dirty talk? Oh will this ever fall into the wrong hands. The implications are shudder-inducing. Still, it’s a step up from the Sony Discman Dental Dam.

[via The Music Slut]

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2 Responses to Music Makes the People Come Together

  1. jellykean says:

    Dear God. I’m still getting use to the idea that condoms again… but this…

  2. Barry White downloads will triple, I predict.

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