Don’t know why, but these terrible jokes have been running through my head all weekend. Did I hear them somewhere? Did I coin them? Who knows! But I’m exorcising them here.
Q: Why did the witch take a break from casting spells?
A: She was hexhausted!
Q: Why did the witch check into the hospital?
A: She was suffering from hexhaustion.
Ba-dum-bum! I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. And remember to tip your waitress.