Bad Jokes

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Don’t know why, but these terrible jokes have been running through my head all weekend. Did I hear them somewhere? Did I coin them? Who knows! But I’m exorcising them here.

Q: Why did the witch take a break from casting spells?

A: She was hexhausted!

Alternately:

Q: Why did the witch check into the hospital?

A: She was suffering from hexhaustion.

Ba-dum-bum! I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. And remember to tip your waitress.

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