In this brief installment of Gchats With Kelly, the semi-regular feature where I break up work-a-day tedium with online banter, Kelly and I prove we’re one step closer to sharing a Borg-like single consciousness. As is the custom, everything below is [sic] with ever so minor editing for clarity.
Kelly: today I got hit on by my third large African American man in the past week or so it’s official I have gained back all the weight I lost
[The following lines were essentially sent simultaneously]
Ephemerist: Well, at least you have a demographic
Kelly: that is now my key demographic