Category Archives: mind tangents
Dreams Deferred: The Lips and Assholes Across America Tour
Sometime shortly after I graduated college with a BFA in Theatre and no foreseeable job prospects I devised “the plan.” Instead of attempting to start a “career” as a “working actor” I’d apply to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. An … Continue reading
Posted in mind tangents, Nostalgia, Recollections, Work
Tagged crushed dreams, hot dogs, life lessons, Oscar Mayer, Wienermobile
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Not Just Lip Service
I was on the phone Sunday afternoon with my friend Julie when I noticed my left thumb had swollen to approximately twice the size of my right. As I had spent the last four days in a cold medicine haze, … Continue reading
Posted in Drugs, Health, mind tangents, Vanity
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Apropos of Nothing…
If I were a drag queen who performed magic tricks, I’d probably go by the name “Fairy Houdini.”
A List Of Topics I Will Not Discuss During a Q&A
In the unlikely event I should ever participate in a question and answer session in a public forum: Macrame (folk art vs. folk craft? Do not drag me into this melee!) The relative effects of Boone’s Farm wine on the … Continue reading
Titles of Songs I’ve Never Written
And most likely never will: Be My Degenerate If You Stick It In (You Better Stick It Out ) The Sans Pants Dance I’m a Werewolf and You’re My Silver Bullet Book Tour Groupie Homeless Robot I Want to Gracelessly … Continue reading
Posted in mind tangents
Tagged not necessarily the Brill Building, ongoing lists, song titles
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