Oh NaNo! (Gone Till December)

Oh hi, where have I been? Since the whole sky-darkening-earlier thing and the upcoming holidays doesn’t feel mentally punishy enough, I’ve gone and begun this whole NaNoWriMo thing.  Again!  (Third time is a charm, yes?) Oh and did I mention I neglected to make this decision until this the third day in? So I’m already behind and a slave to the word count.  I’ve upped my caffeine intake so much my eyes are vibrating and I’m already eating in a less healthy way (if that is possible).  So I will not be here for awhile, unless I’m procrastinating or whatever.  Send e-mails of encouragement.  Or money orders and cigarettes.   It’s so dark outside.  I’m contemplating ordering this stabby hat. I’m so excited!  I’m so scared! I miss me already.