Warning! If you’re the kind who indulges in some tipsy shopping, after brunch or a few too many martoonis, say, perhaps avoid “the Cleve,” or at least the M. Lang store.
A Cleveland clothing store wants to make sure its customers are comfortable, so it has opened a bar in the middle of its sales floor. M. Lang Executive Attire owner Mike Lang said he hopes the cash bar will not only help put shoppers in a relaxed mood to buy clothing but also will encourage people to hang out at the shop with their friends.
Like all things involving drunk women and bargains, this too will end in tears.
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GodDAMNit. I totally had that idea years ago, slurring it drunkenly to friends at (you guessed it!) a BAR.
That fucker stole my idea. He owes me a drink. And a discount.
@Sorcia: Well, you must go to Cleveland, pony up to the bar, get insanely drunk and demand a deep discount for your idea.